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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2009-Aug-21 5:59 am 
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Age: Elder Dragon
Location: New Hampshire
Hypnotic Specter = Goddamn Hippie (Cartman voice required)
anything from Llanowar (elite, elves, etc) = Lawnmower (elite, elves, etc)
Etherium Astrolab = Etherium Astroglide (I can't take credit for that one, but it's damn funny)
Pheldagryph = The Hippo, Team Grouphug, "WTF is that?"
Intruder Alarm = "I win"
Kjeldoran Dead = Grateful Dead (I'm not sure why)

I usually reserve the masturbation references to those that use mindslaver lock, since they truly are playing with themselves.

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2009-Aug-21 6:22 am 

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Location: Rouen, France
We've got a couple of phrases here that go with cards like Kor Haven or a song for Akroma & Lin Sivvi but not so many nicknames per-se.

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2009-Aug-23 11:36 am 
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zimagic wrote:
We've got a couple of phrases here that go with cards like Kor Haven or a song for Akroma & Lin Sivvi but not so many nicknames per-se.

You've got a song?!? Get thee to YouTube, my friend!

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2009-Aug-23 4:23 pm 

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Lightning Greaves=Nikes
Teysa, Orzhov Scion=DON'T TEYSA ME, BRO!
Isochron Scepter=The Stick
Memnarch=Mentok THE MINDTAKER!
Orzhov Pontiff=Bleeder Pope

I'm sure there's more, but they're just not coming to me right now...

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2009-Aug-24 8:46 am 

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That Guy wrote:
zimagic wrote:
We've got a couple of phrases here that go with cards like Kor Haven or a song for Akroma & Lin Sivvi but not so many nicknames per-se.


You've got a song?!? Get thee to YouTube, my friend!


You wouldn't ask that if you had heard me sing.

Makumba is the basis for the Akroma song, and "We built this City" for Lin Sivvi.

We got a new nickname today for Prince of Thralls: "Merde! Encore lui!!"

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2009-Aug-24 12:56 pm 

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zimagic wrote:
You wouldn't ask that if you had heard me sing.


Can I ask despite that? Or for lyrics?

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2009-Aug-26 7:47 am 

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Yellowincarnate wrote:
zimagic wrote:
You wouldn't ask that if you had heard me sing.


Can I ask despite that? Or for lyrics?


"Akroma, Akroma, elle dance toutes les soirs" Repeat until opponent gets annoyed.

"We built Lin Sivvi... We built Lin Sivvi on 2 White Whiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiite" To the tune of "We built this city" by Starship

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2009-Sep-13 2:00 pm 
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zimagic wrote:
Yellowincarnate wrote:
zimagic wrote:
You wouldn't ask that if you had heard me sing.


Can I ask despite that? Or for lyrics?


"Akroma, Akroma, elle dance toutes les soirs" Repeat until opponent gets annoyed.

"We built Lin Sivvi... We built Lin Sivvi on 2 White Whiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiite" To the tune of "We built this city" by Starship

avatar of woa = "whats new pussycat? WOA! WOA! WOA! " (have to yell the last part)

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2009-Sep-13 2:53 pm 

Joined: 2009-Aug-03 8:55 am
Age: Elder Dragon
Ever since my wife called the 3/3 deathtouch elf from Lorwyn "Porn Star", I can't remember what the real name is. (The one that's cheaper by revealing an elf...)

Progenitus we call "Jenny"...

Uril we call "Earl" or "Yoooooril" or whatever butchering of pronounciation comes to mind. "Urine the Pisstaker" when I'm feeling junior highish.


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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2009-Sep-14 6:26 pm 
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Location: Winfield, KS
im thinking of calling guul draz specter super hippie.

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2009-Sep-15 1:24 pm 
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Location: New Hampshire
bad Office Space reference;

"If things go bad gonna show 'em my O-stone. Oh... Oh... Oh..."

Could also use O-ring.

Edit: Totally just realized as I was discussing on Zendikar thread that Marit Lage is Cthulhu. Am going to start calling it that right away. Also, does anyone know what gender Marit La... I mean Cthulhu is?

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2009-Dec-21 4:46 am 

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Sorin Markov- Vagina Sander

Dont ask why, lets just say I harbor feelings towards that card.


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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2009-Dec-22 11:19 am 
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skippy wrote:
Sorin Markov- Vagina Sander

Dont ask why, lets just say I harbor feelings towards that card.

...Interesting...

Vedalken Orrery = O-REEE-Ry? (pronounce like Kim-Jong-Il in Team America)

If we're doing card songs how about Buried Alive? (to the tune of Stayin' Alive)
Whether you're a dragon or whether you're a demon
you're Buried Alive! Buried Alive!
Throwin' 'em in the bin and then reanimatin'
they're Buried Alive, Buried Alive!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Buried Alive! Buried Alive!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Buried AlIIII-IIIIII-IIIII-IIIIIve!

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2009-Dec-22 1:46 pm 
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Awesome.
Sid the Chicken wrote:
does anyone know what gender Marit La... I mean Cthulhu is?

Female. Brine Shaman's flavor text says "her bidding."


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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2009-Dec-22 5:20 pm 

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Age: Wyvern
Mulldrifter = Cockdrifter... look at the art and think about it.
Rhox War Monk = Pancake Flipper
Hypnotic Spectre = Hippie
Lighning Greaves = Boots... but I like Nikes and will try and get that caught on.
Mother of Ruins = Mom
Goblin Prospector = Mogg Mana Adder
Dark Confidant = Bob (After Bob Maher)
Forgotten Ancient = Baby Cakes
Solemn Simulacrum = Sad Robot... We play with a guy who shares his last name with Sad Robot's first name so we have recently started calling Sad Robot "Phil".
Psychatog = Dr. Teeth
Amugaba = Fish Bus... He looks like a bus but is clearly a fish.
Yawgmouth's Will = Yawgmouth's Win

That is all I can think of for now.


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