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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Jul-15 4:11 pm 
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Art direction:

Scene: A being of immense size, sitting, with it's legs spread and hands resting on its knees. You can see right between its legs (Legal note: remember this is a "13" rated game)

Mood: I'm totally hot and jonesing for you now. Kick me where it hurts baby, I love it

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Jul-16 2:21 am 

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Viperion wrote:
Mood: I'm totally hot and jonesing for you now. Kick me where it hurts baby, I love it

Why do you think it comes back tapped?


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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Jul-16 4:48 am 
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Age: Elder Dragon
Location: Washington D.C.
FNM Alternate art will be this:
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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Aug-08 9:33 pm 
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JJackson wrote:
Viperion wrote:
Mood: I'm totally hot and jonesing for you now. Kick me where it hurts baby, I love it

Why do you think it comes back tapped?

BEST. COMMENT. EVER.

You win the internet, sir.

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Aug-13 3:35 am 
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Age: Elder Dragon
Location: Trapped in my own twisted imagination.
Is anyone else completely prepared to call the obligatory sweeper of Khans block "The Wrath Of Khan?"

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Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind: Science and pyromania, all in one volatile package.
Sygg, River Cutthroat: Sneaky horrible backstabbing ninjas+rogues.
Sek'Kuar, deathkeeper: It's ALIVE! And so is that one! In fact, ALL the formerly dead stuff is alive!
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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Aug-13 3:45 am 

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PredatoryAmoeba wrote:
Is anyone else completely prepared to call the obligatory sweeper of Khans block "The Wrath Of Khan?"

Even if the card was shit, I'd collect it.


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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Sep-05 4:49 pm 

Joined: 2010-Sep-11 12:19 pm
Age: Elder Dragon
Clever Impersonator = Super-Clone; lame and cheesy.

Kheru Spellsnatcher = Spelljacker

Raider's Spoils= Coastalimpotence or Coastalpotence

Sidisi = Sithis (*Hail Sithis)

Sultai Ascendency = Sorryscry

Empty the Pits = Zombie Sun Zenith or Zombie Genesis

Sultai Charm = Hail Sidisi (*Hail Sithis)

Wingmate Roc = Broodmate Roc or Roc-and-mate

Thousand Winds = Sunblast Unsummon

Crackling Doom = "F* All Ya'll"

Sarkhan, The Dragonspeaker = Emosarkan

Utter End = "F* That and Goodbye!"

Sagu Mauler = Morph Titan

Dragon Throne of Tarkir = Craterhoof Throne

This one's a bit NSFW....
Ghostfire Blade = Mrs. Fantastic's/Sue Storm's Dildo


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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Sep-09 6:36 am 
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I came back to the forum just to see if anyone else was calling Deflecting Palm "bitchslap" yet.

I mean, LOOK AT IT.

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Sep-09 6:45 am 

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pookel wrote:
I came back to the forum just to see if anyone else was calling Deflecting Palm "bitchslap" yet.

I mean, LOOK AT IT.

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"Talk to the hand, not the face!"

Also, welcome back!

please staye

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Sep-09 8:10 am 
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Age: Elder Dragon
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pookel wrote:
I came back to the forum just to see if anyone else was calling Deflecting Palm "bitchslap" yet.

I mean, LOOK AT IT.

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Welcome back! I was wondering where you went.

I had to look at it like 4 times to figure out whose hand was whose there for a moment. I might end up calling it Cheap-shot.


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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Sep-09 8:18 am 
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I don't work at a game store anymore, and busy doing the single-parent thing. I've played EDH twice this year. :(

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crokaycete wrote:
When casting Elephant Ambush, it is appropriate to yell "I was behind the tree, you stupid bastard" to announce the spell.


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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Sep-09 8:50 am 

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Seige Rhino = Sergei

Hooded Hydra = Valudra

Bear's Companion = Silver Hand Knight (via reddit; for being a 2/2 and a 4/4 to Hearthstone's 4/4 bringing in a 2/2.

Master of Pearls = ...I aint even going there.

Butcher of the Horde = Meats back on the menu, boys! (its a long nickname.) Otherwise, classic Diablo 1 or 2 line works - "Fresh Meat!"


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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Sep-10 11:45 am 
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Age: Dragon
Location: Durham, England
Temur Charm 1 = Mini Savage Punch
2 is just mana leak.
3 I'm still working on.

Bear's Companion = Double Bear
Meandering Towershell = Durdle Turtle
Ankle Shanker = ANKLE SHANKER

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Kruphix, God of Horizons - That Which Was Taken by Kruphix
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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Sep-16 10:59 am 

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i call umezawa's jitte the "too legit to quit" because thats what it sounded like to me at first. i also usually follow it up by saying that its...
2 to equip,
2 to equip the jitte


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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Sep-16 3:15 pm 
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Age: Elder Dragon
Location: Trapped in my own twisted imagination.
PredatoryAmoeba wrote:
Is anyone else completely prepared to call the obligatory sweeper of Khans block "The Wrath Of Khan?"


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yep, found it

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My Decks:
Ulasht, the Hate Seed: Tokens and the joy of one-sided boardwipes.
Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind: Science and pyromania, all in one volatile package.
Sygg, River Cutthroat: Sneaky horrible backstabbing ninjas+rogues.
Sek'Kuar, deathkeeper: It's ALIVE! And so is that one! In fact, ALL the formerly dead stuff is alive!
Sydri, Galvanic Genius: Artifacts and artifacts and lifegain and artifacts.
In Progress:
Mogis, God of Slaughter: Mr. Massacre and his things that ping.


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