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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Sep-16 6:32 pm 
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Is now officially Boot to the Head (linked for those too young to remember Dr. Demento)

Now to find a good card for Ed Gruberman....

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Sep-16 11:37 pm 
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My take on KTK:

Alabaster Kirin = AHoF (Anorectic Horse on Fire)
End Hostilities = Vacuum Fist/Wave
Herald of Anafenza = Hornbender
Blinding Spray = Snake to the Face
Clever Impersonator = Second Whatever
Embodiment of Spring = Snowflower
Icy Blast = Disney's Frozen
Monastery Flock = WALLBIRDS!
Pearl Lake Ancient = BOO!
Quiet Contemplation = Stay Awhile and Listen
Thousand Winds = ...or Not
Treasure Cruise = Did Someone Say TREASURE?
Dead Drop = OM NOM NOM!
Empty the Pits = My Grave for Your Life
Grim Haruspex = Harvester Lite
Gurmag Swiftwing = Crobat
Crater's Claws = Lava Scratch
Howl of the Horde = Triplecast
Sarkhan, the Dragonspeaker = They Called Me Mad
Swift Kick = Dodge This
Become Immense = We Ran Out of Ideas
Hardened Scales = Techscales
Meandering Towershell = Adamantoise
Crackling Doom = Voltronkiller
Deflecting Palm = No Sell
Flying Crane Technique = FATALITY!!
Icefeather Aven = Coolbird
Zurgo Helmsmasher = Mardu Hulk

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Sep-19 1:47 am 
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I think I may start calling Staff of Nin "The Machine that goes 'PING!'"

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Sep-19 2:15 am 

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I guess that makes Gleemax the most expensive machine in the hospital.


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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Sep-19 4:11 am 
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JJackson wrote:
I guess that makes Gleemax the most expensive machine in the hospital.

Yes it does. That would make Blinkmoth Infusion "Turn everything on, the hospital director is coming!", but it wouldn't make any sense without the other 2. Throw in Urza's Incubator and Clone Shell as the patient, probably Ashnod's Altar for the examination table, and you could do the whole scene.

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Sep-25 1:38 am 
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I will forever call this Durdle Turtle.

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Sep-25 2:46 am 
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When it enters the battlefield or attacks (I mean, when it really IS attacking) you have to shout "Turtle Power!" (I do. After all, it's green...)

Also, whenever I turn a card face up, I'll say "Here comes Mighty Morphin' Power (type or name)".

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Sep-25 4:12 pm 
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Thor_Naadoh wrote:
Also, whenever I turn a card face up, I'll say "Here comes Mighty Morphin' Power (type or name)".


See, whenever I turn anything face up, I always state:"Willbender?", which is almost always accompanied by that blue player smirk.


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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Sep-25 4:20 pm 

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
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Flying Crane Technique is pronounced "HUAY-YAAAAAH!!!!" Striking a pose is optional.

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Sep-25 9:30 pm 
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Zirilan of the Claw wrote:
Flying Crane Technique is pronounced "HUAY-YAAAAAH!!!!" Striking a pose is optional.

Also very difficult, seeing as it is FLYING Crane Technique... Wires, perhaps?

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Now, I just like to play.
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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Sep-26 12:38 am 
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Zirilan of the Claw wrote:
Flying Crane Technique is pronounced "HUAY-YAAAAAH!!!!" Striking a pose is optional.

I think singing "Kung Fu Fighting" is also appropriate.

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Sep-26 2:13 am 

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"JUDO CHOP!" also acceptable.

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 Post subject: Re: Card Pet Names
AgePosted: 2014-Oct-02 1:50 am 
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Although Ankle Shanker is called Knöchelkerber in German, we NEVER say that. That's because its English name instantly makes you a grandfather (or grandmother).

The German word "Enkelschenker" (which sounds exactly like Ankle Shanker) translates to "grandchild donor".

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