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 Post subject: Epic Massacre Wurm Games
AgePosted: 2012-Jun-26 7:33 am 
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It seems that on the "Cool Plays" thread, every other story is ended by "he got five billion tokens and I beat him with my Massacre Wurm". So, I'll save space by making a thread specifically for Massacre Wurm. FYI, this has already been done with RoR.

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 Post subject: Re: Epic Massacre Wurm Games
AgePosted: 2012-Jun-26 11:44 am 

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Shit. I need to build a Blue/Black deck now so I can get a Cool Story about how I killed the whole table by kicking a RoR at my Massacre Wurm!

EDIT: Damn it! Superstrength beat me to that joke in the other thread. I swear I posted this before reading the other thread!

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 Post subject: Re: Epic Massacre Wurm Games
AgePosted: 2012-Jun-26 12:54 pm 
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thaumaturge wrote:
Superstrength beat me to that joke in the other thread. I swear I posted this before reading the other thread!

No, it's fine. Just pay 5 mana. Now post the same joke 4 more times.


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 Post subject: Re: Epic Massacre Wurm Games
AgePosted: 2012-Jun-26 1:33 pm 

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ZING!

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 Post subject: Re: Epic Massacre Wurm Games
AgePosted: 2012-Jun-26 2:46 pm 

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intreped wrote:
thaumaturge wrote:
Superstrength beat me to that joke in the other thread. I swear I posted this before reading the other thread!

No, it's fine. Just pay 5 mana. Now post the same joke 4 more times.

Aaaand intreped wins the thread.


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 Post subject: Re: Epic Massacre Wurm Games
AgePosted: 2012-Jul-05 1:11 pm 

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So I got beat by Massacre Wurm this weekend.

Three-way game. I'm playing Savra, one opponent is playing Teysa, the other playing Darien, King of Kjeldor.

The last time my Savra deck faced the Darien deck, I killed the Darien player with Massacre Wurm for exactsies. I was hoping to do so again. The game went on pretty long and my deck got off to a slow start so I took quite a bit of early-game damage, putting me pretty low on life.

I played a Scavenging Ooze pretty early on that got about 12 counters on it and was still in play when the game ended. Anyway, I stabilized at around 15-20 life, and started to control the board via Savra and Butcher of Malakir, and some tokens.

I dug and dug for my Massacre Wurm but never found it. The Teysa deck stalled at 4 lands for many, many turns and just sat on a Teysa and three white spirit tokens for like an hour. So, me and King Darien just wailed on each other for 90% of the game.

Darien had out his general and a Soul's Attendant, so I couldn't attack him unless it was an alpha strike. Finally I drew a Dimir House Guard, which I then transmutted. The only thing in my deck that could deal with Darien was a Garruk Relentless... LOL. So I took the planeswalker and made him fight Darien. They both die. I swing for a bunch of damage and on my next turn, I swing for a bunch more and kill the Darien player - he was at 62 life, and I killed him in two attacks!

At this point I have 12 creatures with a toughness of 2 or less. I pass the turn after killing Darien off, the Teysa player untaps, plays Massacre Wurm, killing 12 creatures. I'm at 15 life and have no way of sac-ing everything or gaining enough life for it not to be lethal. I die.

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 Post subject: Re: Epic Massacre Wurm Games
AgePosted: 2012-Jul-05 2:35 pm 
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The last time I played against Massacre Wurm, I was playing my Hazezon Tamar token deck. I let it kill my token army twice and deal me 10 damage each time despite the fact that I could have saved my army with instant-pump.

The first time, I needed the Martyr's Bond triggers to deal with an opposing army. The second time, I needed to turn off Defense of the Heart.

I eventually won the game by using Sarkhan Vol to threaten Massacre Wurm and punching him with it.

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 Post subject: Re: Epic Massacre Wurm Games
AgePosted: 2012-Dec-03 9:21 pm 

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ah see my rith, the awakener token deck has so many pump enchantments that my tokens are usually at least 4/4s but usually around 7/7 lol. and after my mate started running 'destroy all enchantments' cards I had to run stuff like faith's reward nad replenish to try to survive lol. never bin up against a massacre wurm or elesh luckily :-)

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